Sherman Ave Interviews: Justin Barbin
If you’ve been to a Northwestern sorority’s formal (ANY sorority), or if you’ve just creepily stalked pictures from any given formal, then you definitely know the name Justin Barbin. A...
View ArticleThe Hollow Pastiche of Beyoncé’s Genius: A Reviéw
The songs on Beyoncé’s fifth studio album, BEYONCÉ, are fine. They’re good songs that sound like the music Beyoncé makes, which is what people like to listen to. The music on the album is whatever and...
View ArticleOH MY GOD BEYONCÉ JUST DROPPED A NEW ALBUM ON ITUNES
Guys. GUYS. GUYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS. The rumors are true. Beyoncé just dropped a new album on iTunes and didn’t even tell anyone, not even Blue Ivy. This is basically our generation’s Pearl Harbor, except...
View ArticleGetting Ready For R. Kelly At Pitchfork: A Beginner’s Guide
The weekend is approaching, and you’ve bought tickets to Pitchfork 2013. Amidst all the band names that involve either A) Plural Nouns (Woods, Savages, Swans, Metz), or B) Something Foreign-Sounding...
View ArticleSherman Ave Interviews: Gary Saul Morson
The Sherman Ave Editors Ross Packingham and Sir Edward Twattingworth III sat down with Professor Gary Saul Morson for an interview. It was in Cosi. Everyone had fun. Twattingworth: Where are you from?...
View ArticleMillions Rejoice At The Thought Of Beyoncé Having Sex
NEW YORK– Revelers took the streets worldwide Friday as news broke that Beyoncé is expecting a second child, indicating that Our Queen has indeed engaged in sexual intercourse once again. Spontaneous...
View ArticleThe 5 Artists Most Likely to Fill the Final Two Dillo Day Slots
As Dillo Day approaches, the Northwestern Student body at large is counting the days and wondering: who will be the final two acts? With the announcements that both Walk the Moon and Danny Brown will...
View ArticleThe Great Gatsby Movie Drinking Game
The first time I read The Great Gatsby I was all, “holy living shit that was good, but it’s kinda missing something?” Seven years later, it turns out that something is Lana del Rey. But this Friday all...
View ArticleBeyoncé “Super-Jealous” of Chet Haze’s Talent
In an exclusive interview with Sherman Avenue, seventeen-time Grammy award winner Beyoncé Knowles praised Chet Haze’s latest video, “Finest Girl,” as “the most promising display of raw talent I have...
View ArticleAuthors That Would Make Bad Writing Infinitely Better
As a manipulator of the English language myself, I hold several beliefs dear to my heart. They are as follows: 1) If you are over the age of 12 and still cannot successfully distinguish when words...
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